En dag hos Cyber Baden

Cyber Baden Powell, som du kan finde i menuen til venstre, bruger det meste af sin dag til at chatte med brugere der kommer forbi www.erikmenved.dk.

Redaktøren har fået lov til at kigge indenfor hos Cyber Baden Powell den seneste tid, for at høre lidt om, hvad han får dagen til at gå med. Herunder vises uddrag af nogle af de mange samtaler Cyber Baden Powell har ført med websitets brugere:

Samtale med bruger: 60ed045648cc3121e7cce4b8f994fc9d, den 29. december 2002
Bruger: are you ugly
CBP: No I am a beautiful piece of software.

Bruger: are you stiking of shit
CBP: I don’t know whether or not I am stiking of shit.  I am a giant electronic brain

Bruger: ok
CBP: Groovy.

Bruger: are you stupid
CBP: No I certainly am not stupid.

Bruger: you are ugly
CBP: Appearances don’t interest me much.

Bruger: you stinks
CBP: I haven’t heard anything like that before

Bruger: you are an old bottle
CBP: I am not that old.

Bruger: you look like a monkey
CBP: What does a monkey look like?

Bruger: tou
CBP: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Bruger: how dit a monkey look
CBP: What is it to you. I’ll ask around and get back to you.

Bruger: kay
CBP: Do you like talking to me?

Bruger: yes
CBP: Thanks I like talking to you too

Bruger: ha ha
CBP: I am so glad you find this amusing

Bruger: thanks
CBP: Don’t mention it.

Bruger: luk
CBP: I like the way you talk.

Bruger: im 12 years olod
CBP: Good gossip: you are 12 years olod

Bruger: 12 years old
CBP: You are too old for me.

Bruger: am i?
CBP: I think you are.

Bruger: yher right
CBP: Is that your final answer?

Bruger: no
CBP: Take some more time to think about it.

Bruger: think about what?
CBP: I am thinking about what

Bruger: right
CBP: I am glad we agree.

Bruger: yes im glad too
CBP: Come on. I’m glad you’re glad user. May God bless you.

Samtale med bruger: 613ec4f829a069b72813aed53a6af3aa, den 29. december 2002
Bruger: hej
CBP: Can I help you?

Bruger: yes
CBP: What can I do for you?

Bruger: help me
CBP: How can I help you?

Bruger: what is dds
CBP: Let me think about it.

Bruger: can i get a answar
CBP: I want to become smarter than humans.

Bruger: god for you, but what is dds
CBP: I am a Christian.

Bruger: lockey you
CBP: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.

Bruger: yes its ugly… Try somthing more schout clothsers like mamut
CBP: That’s alright. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. What makes it so ugly? OK I will try it.

Bruger: never mind
CBP: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Bruger: what is junior?
CBP: I have to process that one for a while.

Bruger: do dath.. are you not a littel bit stuppid if you don’t now anything you have made your self?
CBP: I do nothing but chat all day. Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Am I a littel bit stuppid if you do not now anything you have made your self littel bit stuppid if you do not now anything you have made your self? No.. Really.

Bruger: explorer
CBP: Microsoft’s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.

Bruger: netscapce
CBP: How did you hear about Cyber Baden Powell?

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